Nov 28 2009
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(via yankeegirl)
this scared the shit out of me
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this is just too funny ^aren’t you turned on…………………..
HE IS SO HOT IN THAT GLAMOUR KILLS GOD NIQ SANTINO PUT IT IN ME I CANT HANDLE THIS NICK YOU ARE SO HOT UGH YOUR VOICE IS FLAWLESS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I CANT WAIT UNTIL WE C EACHOTHER AGAIN AND U WILL LOOK INTO MY EYES AND FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!!!!
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just went to target and got Supernatural seaons 1 and 2 and Gossip Girl season 2 for $12.99 each- now i know what i’m going to be doing for all this week.
Nov 27 2009
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“ Teen love is real to teens, until they turn twenty. Then, they realize that they weren’t in love at all, and what they’re feeling now - during their twenties - is indeed real love. This, of course, is just a facade until the love of your thirties… Actually, it isn’t until you’re ninety-five that you truly appreciate love in general. When your family is all crying for you to finally die, so that they can sell your house to medicate themselves in some unholy way.
— danny/gradualreport (via ihatemuggles)
Nov 25 2009
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DYING
oh my god
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oh my god i just found the greatest gif ever tumblr you're welcome
kfj[fpsylsr]plsfpgkgoh]srtl
oh my god
speechless
omg
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i will… never delete this from my phone.
That made me smile.
This is late, but good. (; I thought of you when I took it, anyway?!
LMFAO WHAT EVEN!?
IT WAS A FLUKE. PERFECT PAUSE.
bahahahah! oh, dean. xDD
Nov 24 2009
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(via jealousminds)
ilu
Nov 20 2009
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hey tumblr, what are you bringing to movie night? ;)
Nov 18 2009
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oh, James Franco.
oh
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
livetoinfinity:thatjeffreykid:
4 DA JEWS
thnx
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i enjoy doing all of these things like a boss:
(via incentives:thisisanexplosion:echeverria)
- talk to to corporate
- approve memos
- lead a workshop
- remember birthdays
- direct work flow
- my own bathroom
- micromanage
- promote synergy
- hit on debra
- get rejected
- swallow sadness
- send some faxes
- call a sex line
- cry deeply
- demand a refund
- eat a bagel
- harassment lawsuit
- no promotion
- fifth of vodka
- ahit on Debra’s desk
- buy a gun
- in my mouth
- puke on Debra’s desk
- jump out the window
- suck a dude’s dick
- score some coke
- crash my car
- suck my own dick
- eat some chicken strips
- chop my balls off
- black out in the sewer
- meet a giant fish
- fuck its brains out
- turn into a jet
- bomb the russians
- crash into the sun
- now i’m dead
“And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?”
“Nope!”
“Actually, I’m pretty sure you did.”
“Nah, that ain’t me.”
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(via hannuhbuhnana)
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i don't understand why people hate on chris crocker so much
it’s comedy, don’t you get it?
Nov 17 2009
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(via wearetheweirdos)
